Wednesday, July 8, 2009

World’s Strongest Vagina Sets Record Lifting 14kg

Am unsure why I find this so funny, but this just in, a Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!” Personally I would have perhaps left the details to everyone’s imagination, but alas there felt it necessary to explain the intimate details, of doing a Priscilla Queen of the Desert, ‘shooting balls out of her twat’. The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made. “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.” She makes it sound easy. The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says. Now you know ladies, Viva Russia!

3 comments:

  1. this is weird. i wonder if she likes being known goes something like this. i thought that this is something a woman would like to keep private. Just goes to show that women are complicated and that it is impossible to understand then.

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  2. Sinudeity@Gmail.comJuly 8, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    Pic or it didnt happen.

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  3. lol, I'll check out youtube, maybe they have a vid of her lugging the jewels!

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